- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Waffles ate my grandma

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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