- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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