- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What does two plus two equal? 4

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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