Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Anti Joke

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