- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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