- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Alchohol.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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