How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What is the name of the car? What

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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