- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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