- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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