WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

thumb_up thumb_down -23

HEY!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

thumb_up thumb_down -23

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

thumb_up thumb_down -23

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops