What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

what's black and can't swim?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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