- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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