- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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