who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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