- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Knock Knock.

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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