- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What if I told you.....potatoe

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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