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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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