Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Ron Paul for President!

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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guess what what ...

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Anti Joke

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