I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

I read the terms of service.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...