a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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my mind's eye?

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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