What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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