A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

a black man pays his child support

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Prostitution is bad.......

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Racial Equality

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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