What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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