- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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