- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Male leadership.

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