- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A man goes to the potty.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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