- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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