If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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