- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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