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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Once, I went to Peru.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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