Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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