- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Your mom.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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