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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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