- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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