What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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I'm HIV positive.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Justin Bieber.

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No your aunties a joke

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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