Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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