- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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