- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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