Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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