Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

my egg roll

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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