How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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