- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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