What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What stops a train? A missile

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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