What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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