- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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