- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you touch your toes? no

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Boob

guess what>? your mum lol

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

I <3 Hitler

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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