What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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