- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

kieran is a homosexual

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Sarah Palin.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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