Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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