My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Gustavo Andrade

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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