- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

David Cameron

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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