Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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The Big Band Theory

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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