- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Your mother just died.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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