why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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my mind's eye?

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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