A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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