- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

my gramma died

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

The holocaust

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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