Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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