- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What's up? Your time.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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