- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Where's my baby??

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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