- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Double-whammy

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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