How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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