A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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