- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Your gay

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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