I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

asians have slitted eyes lol

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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