A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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