- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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