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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what's black and can't swim?

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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