- Anti Joke

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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