- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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