Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

I literally died laughing

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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