- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Gretta has five legs? -no

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

You bumder!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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