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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

why does the man appear fat he is

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Charlie Sheen

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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