what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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