- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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